'' A phone caller said that he's getting so bored by Eric in the mornings that he wants to suffocate himself with a Wal-Mart bag.

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Eric claimed he didn't but Howard thinks he had to have been a little
interested in seeing it.
Gary said there was a point when it got oddly uncomfortable. Eric wasn't
sure he'd do that.

He asked Eric if he's ever been able to beat off while watching a porn.
That led to Howard talking more about leaving Gary's party early again.

Richard Christy came in and said that they have a dream date pool float
that's supposed to float in the pool.

He was doing his own version of a speedball doing that and taking some
other drug. Howard took a call from a guy who thinks that Richard and
Sal should be pissed because Robin's seat could have been theirs. Artie
said that he wanted to be sure he didn't get a hard-on so that's why he
did that bandage thing.

Howard said that's fuckin stupid. He also said that Tom Chiusano was
there and he's gotten braces and can barely speak with them in.
Gary said that he's having the landscaper come by today with some stuff.
Lisa asked Howard if he's going to leave his own wedding early.
He said he just dreamt it up all by himself. Howard said he'd send a
blow up doll to Eric if he wanted one.

Gary's Party Discussed.
Howard said that's the heroin addict in him talking. Artie admitted he
was wrong for showing up late but he also thinks that Howard was wrong
for leaving early  in the middle of a meal.

They talked about how Eric blows his load in his underwear and doesn't
change out of them. Artie thought that was pretty funny. Howard had some
fun goofing on Eric about the doll thing and had everyone in the studio
laughing. Howard said he was just too tired and he's not sure how those
guys can stay up so late.

Howard told Gary that maybe he should get some more furniture in the
house to cut down on the echo.

He asked to just wear boxer shorts instead. Artie said he's supposed to
be naked in the scene and just covers himself up with a blanket.
He said Howard was calling out Beth's name trying to get her out there
so they could leave.

Robin said he's not Steven Hawking, he can still get around. Eric said
he held off until later and just let the boner go away after watching
the movie.
Jason said his parents did some swinging with couples and stuff but
never really talked about it.

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producers, Lee Gerowitz, was asked. She's actually on Match.